"What is thy bidding, my master ... ?" - Kenz.
"BRING ME TITTIES!!!" - Mez.
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Xmas Chortles 2 - Now Available!!!
In 1991 the first 'Xmas Chortles' movie was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world ... Featuring an eclectic mix of camcorder footage, classic computer games being played, music video's and other such strangeness it was surprisingly well received considering the limited technology used to create it ... But that was nine years ago. It's now the year 2000 and the Xmas Chortles team are BACK!!
Featuring vastly improved editing, CGI (computer generated images), gallons of alcohol being consumed, lashings of harsh language, pant-ripping flatulence, plenty of equipment being trashed and some quite literally EXPLOSIVE action the second 'Xmas Chortles' movie features well over TWO HOURS of non-stop action!! Now's your chance to see Jason Kenz, Dave Mez, Lee Collett and Mat 'CGI' Recardo going mental, some clinically strange TV and movie spoofs produced by the lads (Star Wars, The Matrix, Tron, the Haribo TV advert etc.) and MUCH more besides!
With nine years of accumulated new footage available it means the second 'Chortles' film is much more varied than the first. It also runs at a faster pace with tighter editing and shorter music video's. The film also features digitally edited scenes and vastly improved sound editing (thanks to the Binary Zone Interactive sound facilities). As well as all the (un)usual unscripted camcorder chaos (which features MANY sidesplitting moments) the film also features some properly planned and storyboarded scenes! (This was necessary for the scenes which involved CGI - so look out for some fine acting from the lads! Hehe!)
Xmas Chortles 2 has been sponsored by c64audio.com, creators of the popular Back in Time C64 music remix CD's. The film actually features exclusive snippets from the forthcoming Back in Time 3 CD along with a stunning CGI promotional video for the Back in Time 3 'One Man & His Droid' track ... !
Want to see some of the film NOW?! Then why not download the GORGEOUS 'Xmas Chortles 2' movie trailer which is available in two succulent flavours. There's a whopping 11 meg version which features splendid picture quality for those of you with fast connections or who don't mind big downloads. If you just want a weeny taste of the film then why not try the ickle 3 meg version instead. (Once you've tried the small one you may want to download the biggie for the improved quality, resolution and smoothness). IMPORTANT NOTE:- You will need the DivX codec installed on your PC to play the trailers. Go HERE to download it (but don't fret, it's worth having on your system as DivX is fast becoming a new standard and really is very good). To load the Xmas Chortles 2 trailer of your choice click on a picture below. If it tries to play the file rather than download it to your hard drive simply hit your right button and select 'Save Target As...' instead.
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'Xmas Chortles 2 - The Destruction Continues' is now available on VHS video for the bargain price of only £6.99 (UK Only). For this you get the complete 2 hour 24 minute movie which is presented in a quality video case with lush inlay artwork and tape labels! Please note that the Xmas Chortles 2 movie itself is a NON-PROFIT production. The price of the video covers the materials, duplication, postage and packaging etc.
The Xmas Chortles team proudly brandishing their new movie!
Xmas Chortles 2 is a 'Public Domain' presentation which means you can copy it for your friends, and their friends, and their tennis instructors! Don't try and use it commercially though, without asking the Chortles mob. Especially the CGI bits which are Mat Recardo's copyrighted material. Mat worked really hard on them, with many years rendering. You know, when he started doing it, he was 5 years old? (Hehe!)
Now that 'Xmas Chortles 2' has started to make it's way out into the big wide world I've started to receive feedback from people who have 'experienced' it ... Here's what they have been saying about the film:-
"Absolute Insanity! Xmas Chortles 2 rocks" - Ian 'Wokko' Watkins.
"Bloody amazing mate! Well worth the wait!" - Ross Sillifant.
"It was like being in Bouffs bra whilst she was doing a
reverse bungee jump from the Eiffel Tower!" - Danny G.
"Got the tape a few days ago. Absolutely loved it! This is exactly what me
and my friends have wanted to record for years!" - Makke Nilsson (Sweden)
(Click HERE for an audio mp3 of Makke talking about Xmas Chortles 2!)
"A great inspiration to continue our search for other
forms of life in the Universe" - Aldo Palumbo - 'Bits' Producer.
"Cheers for the video, cool stuff. He he..
that 'Tron' sketch is hilarious" - Matt Simmonds.
"I'm scared!" - Roy 'Toy' Fielding.
To order your copy of the film send a Cheque or Postal Order for £6.99
(made payable to Binary Zone Interactive) to:-
Binary Zone Interactive.
PO Box 14,
Droitwich,
WR9 7YL.
"But remember kids, Xmas Chortles contains
harsh language and drunken behaviour
so it's a CERT 18, gottit?"
c64audio.com - Official sponsor of Xmas Chortles 2
Note: The Xmas Chortles team takes no responsibility for any wild sex or broken relationships resulting from the accidental exposure of females to Xmas Chortles 2. Such exposure has not been tested scientifically and the results are unpredictable. Always read the label. Even when you're watching TV, having sex, or are on the job. Failure to read the label may result in terminal non-exposure to cool graphic images and consequent detrimental effects to your quality of life. Offer void where prohibited. While stocks last. Your mood may go down as well as up. Failure to pay your mortgage may result in you losing your copy of Chortles (along with the rest of your house). Gluten-free. Suitable for vegetarians. No wild animal species were made extinct during the making of this film. May cause hilarity: do not drive or operate heavy machinery while watching Chortles. Chortles is a recommended source of hilarity, and provides 40% of your daily dose (actual weight loss may vary for person to person).